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That employee cam back from the toilet after about 2 days (I think he had a diarheea) and finally pressed the sorting button.

Glad it’s over, I was a little bit worried.

Until yesterday, everything was OK in Google SERPs for certain basic keywords.

But today, everything is messed up, I think an employee at Google went to the toilet and forgot to manually sort the results. (Because I’m starting to think that this is their super-extra-advanced algorhitm)

I really don’t know what’s happening, I think this is Google Dance but I hope it will end soon ’cause it’s starting to affect me. You really can’t have a certain, long-time profit if your money comes from websites and advertisements because Google always screws it up.

So, what’s next? Let the .html pages created by a 5-year old children which describe Yahoo on top result and put Yahoo.com the last result to display? Ban everything which is not hold by Google?

You really hated Microsoft’s Windows Mobile, huh? You were just desperate to release your own “Crapoid”.

Well, maybe you should first fix your goddamn search engine ’cause it’s not willing to show relevant results from time to time.

No! I don’t want Google Chrome! I’m already sick of checking my design in IE6, IE7, FF2 and FF3, I don’t want to check it in Chrome!

Plus, this step is another evil step made by Google in order to maintain monopoly on the internet. By using this browser, the user is encouraged to utilize their services, like Docs, Gmail or Reader.

I’m starting to get sick of Google and their $ 0.01 AdSense clicks (guys, check programs like AdBrite, i’m telling you: they pay a lot better) and I HOPE that Microsoft will eventually purchase Yahoo! so as to give Google a big kick in the ass.

U.S. District Judge Louis L. Stanton authorized full access to the YouTube logs for Viacom, so that they can see whether their copyrighted videos are more heavily watched than amateur-uploaded ones.

The logs won’t be publicly released, they will go straight to Viacom. This would be a direct threat to users’ privacy, said Google’s lawyers. Every log would contain: the name of each video a user is playing, user’s ID and his/her IP address.

However, Google’s secret source code will not be disclosed for the plaintiffs.

Read full article here

Google has decided that AdSense Referrals should be retired during the last week of August.

They also give an alternative to their service, the so far known as DoubleClick Performics Affiliate Network, now Google Affiliate Network, but this is only for advertisers targeting users in the United States. This program enables users to get paid by advertiser-defined actions, instead of the classical click or impression.

Google recommends that all the publisher who currently use AdSense Referrals should replace their referral code from their website with another AdSense for Content code, because starting from the last week of August, the ads will no longer display, a blank space appearing instead.

If you are interested in the Google Affiliate Network, follow this link: Google Affiliate Network

Source: AdSense Blog